Ten thoughts to ponder for the rest of our lives
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry & Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7
Give a person a fish & you feed him for a day; teach a person to use the Internet [...]